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The Women of Warhammer

Posted on March 20, 2010November 27, 2010 by admin

Boner softening. Fear rising. I dispaired slightly but continued my search, intent on finding the women of Warhammer… The babelicious inhabitants of the dark future. Instead I got the confused and teenage angsty of America’s dark underbelly… Nerdville. Population: Way too high.

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A Younger Me, Having a Good Day

Posted on March 20, 2010November 27, 2010 by admin

A look back at me 8 years ago. Weird. I apologize for “And on top of that its just plain disgusting to wake up in the morning and cough about a pound of mucus out of your lungs.”

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Dudegift #2: Badass Scatch! (Scotch)

Posted on December 3, 2009December 17, 2014 by admin

This is the #2 gift suggestion for my Dude Gift Ideas blog. Scotchweek baby! Or day I suppose…

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31 Dude Gift Ideas: #1 A Totally Badass Gift

Posted on December 1, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

You should probably just trust me on this one and buy this book for someone for Christmas. They’ll think you’re a total badass.

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Surrogates was like Internet Porn for Luddites

Posted on December 1, 2009December 1, 2009 by admin

… if anything the internet is one of the strongest strongholds of racism in the universe. I’ve heard more racial slurs hurled at me within 5 minutes of signing into Call of Duty that I have in my entire life walking around in meatspace.

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Propaghandi

Posted on June 24, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

Music’s power to describe, compel, renew… It’s all a distant second to the offers you can’t refuse.
Anyone remember when we used to believe, that music was a sacred place and not some fucking bank machine? Not something you just bought and sold? How could we have been so naive?

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Looking through my iPhone

Posted on May 25, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

Wanted: Someone who can comfort the cold shivering terror I feel at the thought of a world where there is no afterlife and every moment that passes is one second closer to death that we’ll never get back.

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Cross-Postin’

Posted on May 25, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

It’s kinda like that….

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A disturbing realization

Posted on May 24, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

I don’t know how this happened, but maybe one of these days I should try out a properly sized bed for an extended period of time.

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A moment of brutal truth

Posted on May 20, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

Like a cow in line at the butcher’s suddenly realizing the futility of its course. Far beyond the point of being able to alter its destiny.

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A “new” car

Posted on May 1, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

So after like a year of not having a car or any real keys, the day is finally upon us.  I now have a big ass Cadillac.  I’m still on the prowl for good names for it, but so far I’m totally happy with the purchase.  Ask me again in 24 hours though… who knows…

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I don’t remember our last

Posted on April 2, 2009November 27, 2010 by admin

I don’t remember the last time we smashed the universe into its component pieces and realigned the stars in a myopic collection of feelings and bright lights, the future blasted so far beyond that only brief spots on my retinas remind me that it was ever there at all.

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