So after like a year of not having a car or any real keys, the day is finally upon us. I now have a big ass Cadillac. I’m still on the prowl for good names for it, but so far I’m totally happy with the purchase. Ask me again in 24 hours though… who knows by then I might be wanting to claw out my eyes from issues I’m having. I need to go to the DMV sometime in the near future and see about actually transfering the title… I suppose there’s a chance right now that I get pulled over by the cops at gunpoint for driving a stolen car. And I need to check in the trunk for body parts, but so far, so good!