I was looking through my iPhone at my lists of bits and I found a good bit of writing titled “No one writes truthful personal ads”.  In case you were wondering what I look for in a woman it goes something like this:

“Wanted: Someone who can comfort the cold shivering terror I feel at the thought of a world where there is no afterlife and every moment that passes is one second closer to death that we’ll never get back.  Someone who, ideally, will be ok knowing that there are other women I still love desperately but as I can’t have them… Need someone to raise me out of this soul crushing depression.  Also ideally someone hotter than me with big tits”

Though to be fair.  I don’t feel all that depressed in generally anymore 🙂