Tentacles of the Technoctopus

Wherein I write about whatever's on my mind in the hopes that I find a little bit of common ground with the other spacemen hurtling around this damn place.
Posts tagged "I’m not the World Champion of Anything"

China’s Going to Kick My Ass

It’s probably nothing, but I noticed today while we’re racking up medals in running and sailing and swimming and biking… China is racking up medals in Judo, Fencing, Kicking Guys In the Balls, Shooting (they named the sport shooting? Fuck yeah), Wrestling, Archery, Weightlifting Like… dude… And then of course they won Trampolinging, Table Tennis,...

Wherein: I make the paper

So… I woke up this morning to discover that I was on the Front Page of the LA Times. No joke. Thats a pretty weird experience. I knew some dude from the LA times had taken my picture but I CERTAINLY didnt expect to be on the front page, let alone wearing… MY RAPTORS AWAY!...