Tentacles of the Technoctopus

Just blagging my thoughts on the web

Menu
  • About
    • Gifts Baby… Gifts
  • Strikebreaking
Menu

Sweaty Fat Guy No More

Posted on August 25, 2008January 20, 2009 by admin

More coming soon, I promise. One of the big observations I had in Houston, it’s about as hot/muggy as I expected it to be. Having spent a summer climbing roofs with my dad in Missouri this isn’t hugely different. As such though I came to a realization about something amazingly awesome about the sticky Texas heat.

That’s right, I now love the Texas heat

And here’s why. When my fatass walks up some stairs. I break into a sweat. But here in Houston… EVERYONE breaks into a sweat just walking outside. No matter how hot some chick is, she HAS to sweat, because it’s Houston. So I don’t look like a sweaty gross fat guy. Just a fat guy.

This is awesome. So far so good.

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Tentacles of the Technoctopus

Wherein I write about whatever's on my mind in the hopes that I find a little bit of common ground with the other spacemen hurtling around this damn place.

The Past!

Blogroll

  • Cool Design and Food Site
  • Get me a Gift
  • Interesting Random Blog I Found
  • Straight to Heck
  • Tasha’s Getting Married
  • The Call to Adventure
  • TJQ'S BBQ(blogbque?)

Tags

a poem about dreaming and dying A slow downward spiral blood for the blood god Boooring Depressing Everybody writes poetry these days exchange 2007 Food Review fuck the japanese are weird General genius ideas Gluttony is my favorite sin Henry Phillips Hitting on Random Chicks Horror Journalism Houston how do you spell existentialism? hurricane ike I'm not the World Champion of Anything I almost killed myself with fire I am Trader Joe's Bitch I didn't write it but I dig it I didn't write this Life Life Updates Living in Interesting Times mark lewis Movie Review Music Review My Budding Comedic Career Nathan's an Idiot nerdville Nobody Cares Punching the Clown Retarded People Exploding review Sci-Fi is Dead Sleeping storytelling The Japanese are Fucking Weird Things to do in Los Angeles while you're fucked up Weird Dreams Wherein I almost die Workin' in LA Writing

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org
© 2022 Tentacles of the Technoctopus | Theme by Superbthemes