Tentacles of the Technoctopus

Wherein I write about whatever's on my mind in the hopes that I find a little bit of common ground with the other spacemen hurtling around this damn place.
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Wherein: I grind against your girlfriend’s ass

Flogging Molly was Awesome. Punk Rock Karaoke was Awesome. Bouncing Souls were Awesome. Dead to Me was Not Awesome. The most surreal point of the night was the cute short chick who came up to me, started grinding her ass into my crotch dancing, then apologized. I said “Uh… don’t worry about it” and she...

Holy Crap x2

In other news, I just found this: http://gotexans.blogspot.com/2007/10/god-dont-like-ugly.html Houstan Texans defensive end Travis Johnson kicked some guy in the head, knocked him unconcious, then taunted his unconcious body, then after the game said in regards to him “God don’t like Ugly” If that alone wasn’t amazing enough. I used to play football and baseball with...

Sleep (Needs Work)

I think there must be some correlation between how hard we sleep and how hard we fear death. When life becomes too hard or stressful, and we are overburdened by its passing, we find ourselves laying awake in bed, staring at the ceiling in abject terror as nothing seems to relax the mind or calm...

Nothing is going to Change

“This is a wonderful country, but there are certain things here which are a corosion on the human soul” “It is these things that make suicide, someone loses their job, then their car, then apartment. Pretty soon they are at a wall and it drives thousands to violence against themselves.” “To 65% of the people...

Wherein: My little brother almost dies

After one of the most bizarre dreams I’ve had in a long time I woke up at 8:30 to the sound of screaming children. After stumbling awake and wandering around like a zombie I can control of my facilities enough to stumble around and poke around online re: the dream and getting in touch with...

Digit Day

Many people dont get how amazing Digit Day is, and it’s not until you rock out at a Digit Day party that you can understand the true glory of the event. 7/7/07 is the third digit day celebrated, we drank 7 and 7s and watched the movie 7, with 7 people. Unfortunately we had to...

Ugh, Screw You Dreams!

I had a bizarre dream last night. I was living in Mexico in a little dirt hovel that was attached to a bar (and right when you walked into Mexico that was THE bar you ran into), the bar itself was one of those Florida cabana style bars, and there were these two Mexican kids...

Wherein: I blog about Punk Rock

Since it’s 4:30 in the morning on a Friday night I figured, what better time than now to post a longish live journal entry. I just got done watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Like a dumbass I haven’t seen it until just now and I, of course, loved it. But it’s brought be...

Best Craigslist Ad Ever

Scotty found this on craigslist http://ventura.craigslist.org/crg/190249125.html WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. this is in or around Oakview no — it’s NOT ok to contact...

Found while moving

As my eyes fight off sleep and drearily attempt to focus on the cottage cheese ceiling, my ears are instantly assailed with a blaring paid advertisement. ”Not two hundred dollars, but 3 easy payments of sixty five dollars, will get you an incredible Mar Co. Food Dehydrator” I desperately grab for the remote in an...

Horray for MRSA

So a while back, I mentioned that I went to the doctor and they said I had MRSA and we didnt really get too much into what that is. I’ll give you the gist of it, from what learnings I’ve had. MRSA stands for Methicillin-resistant Staph Aureus. The medical side of things is pretty straightforward....