What’s a Robit?

I kinda like talking to robots when I’ve been drinking. This chat log is entirely unadulterated… or whatever.

It’s been a while:

(12:34:59 AM) sherrelltineda: Psst.. Hi..you there???
(12:35:40 AM) nhillen: yo
(12:35:50 AM) sherrelltineda: Hey hun.. How are you today? Wanna chat for a little? Im bored and wanted to meet new people…
(12:36:14 AM) nhillen: yeah but only if you’re not a robot…I fuckin’ hate robots
(12:36:30 AM) sherrelltineda: Cool… Well, my name is Amanda Im from S.Florida.. Can I ask you a question?
(12:37:29 AM) nhillen: yeah can I ask one first? How do you feel about Asmov’s first law of robotics?
(12:37:46 AM) sherrelltineda: What kinda girls you in to? Are you in to BIG TITS or a BIG BOOTY? ;)~
(12:38:54 AM) nhillen: I notice you’re avoiding my question. Lets see if you react to the second law of robotics. I ORDER you to send me a spam link to a faux website promising pornographic pictures of yourself
(12:39:22 AM) sherrelltineda: Accept the invite, if you need the link again its http://www.sexychatinvite.com/43s3
(12:40:29 AM) nhillen: AHA, you ARE a robot… succeptible to the three laws… I suppose if I threaten your existance you’ll make up some bullshit excuse about why you have to leave?
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