So here’s what happened. We go into this bar called Philly West. It’s right by Manu’s house and they have amazing Cheesesteaks and beer. So we go in, we get the cheesesteaks, we get the bear, and we start to talk and drink. Kim, one of Manu’s co-workers, is bitching about how she came over straight from work and doesn’t have anything to change into. At one point, she frustratedly asks our creepy, older bartender

“Hey, do you have something I can change into?”

He thinks for a long moment, then looks at her and says.

“Uh… a stripper?”

Best

Line

Ever.