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GREEN COVE SPRINGS, Fla. (April 25) – A woman in a wheelchair who swung knives and a hammer at relatives and police died after being shocked by a stun gun, officials said.
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Tags: Amused And/Or Horrified, The Japanese are Fucking Weird, The news is weirder than the real world
Posted by admin - 25/04/06 - 0 comments
So here’s what happened. We go into this bar called Philly West. It’s right by Manu’s house and they have amazing Cheesesteaks and beer. So we go in, we get the cheesesteaks, we get the bear, and we start to talk and drink. Kim, one of Manu’s co-workers, is bitching about how she came over straight from work and doesn’t have anything to change into. At one point, she frustratedly asks our creepy, older bartender
“Hey, do you have something I can change into?”
He thinks for a long moment, then looks at her and says.
“Uh… a stripper?”
Best
Line
Ever.
Tags: Hitting on Random Chicks, The bartender with a heart of gold
Posted by admin - 24/04/06 - 0 comments
