This post contains the song lyrics for the Raptors Away song Pirates Vs. Ninjas (PvN), including both alternate endings. It contains band information and links to the songs as well. It also reveals the origins of the phrase “Captain Tiggerwillies”.
“It was a crazed maddened cry as if she had found out I had just told her I was canceling Will and Grace, 90210, and I clubbed a baby seal. It was a matriarchal battle cry. And it chilled me to my bones.”
Boner softening. Fear rising. I dispaired slightly but continued my search, intent on finding the women of Warhammer… The babelicious inhabitants of the dark future. Instead I got the confused and teenage angsty of America’s dark underbelly… Nerdville. Population: Way too high.
A look back at me 8 years ago. Weird. I apologize for “And on top of that its just plain disgusting to wake up in the morning and cough about a pound of mucus out of your lungs.”