This post contains the song lyrics for the Raptors Away song Pirates Vs. Ninjas (PvN), including both alternate endings. It contains band information and links to the songs as well. It also reveals the origins of the phrase "Captain Tiggerwillies".
"It was a crazed maddened cry as if she had found out I had just told her I was canceling Will and Grace, 90210, and I clubbed a baby seal. It was a matriarchal battle cry. And it chilled me to my bones."